I was totally jealous of Mags, what I wouldn’t give to be in that celestial sandwich. This was a quite the blasphemous little tale that I was hoping for and so much more.įrom the holy unreligious use of scripture and church lingo to the steamy hot interludes to the funny ass remarks.

Honestly, I could’ve used more of that too, like shove the blood and guts in my face with a heaping side of elves and mistletoe. It would’ve given awesome distinctions between the opposing violence. It didn’t feel too holiday inspired, it could’ve been any holiday so I would’ve liked more festive additions. I loved to hate Aaron and Madison, they were truly awful but I would’ve liked more comeuppance for Madison. I thought Clover had a big personality but Tobias and Rosco kinda melded into the same character. Pretty entertaining, I really liked Jessa, I’m always a fan of grumpy characters. In a drunken stupor she agrees to sell her soul for a fake boyfriend and hilarity and nonsense of the best kind ensues. Then she accidentally summons a demon, well three. In a wholly unfortunate turn of events she runs into her ex-fiancé and so called best friend and lies about a fake boyfriend and agrees to come to a Christmas Eve party.

Inevitably both assholes leave her, take all of their mutual friends to boot. Jessa’s had a pretty shit life, what with losing her parents, followed by her fiancé cheating with her best friend. I had been searching for a Christmas story with a side of murder and this just sort of fell in my lap.

Monsters and Mistletoe by Cassia Briar